Registered: 12-2005 Location: Cambridgeshire, UK Posts: 17975 Karma: 128 (+129/-1)
… The nameless hero (who freakishly is actually a giant mushroom! I checked...) decided that in order to evade the law by being slightly less stand-out-in-a-crowdish, he ought to change into human form and be done with fruit and vegetables for a look!
story madness And so, armed with god like abilitys at playing snake (his high score was 8 whole points) and a manual to aid his technical take down of the phone company (the amegia 4000 user manual), he stromed the first phone company he could find, which was the Pyxis phone company, based in...
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"Only the savage use the endurance of pain as a measure of worth."
"You could easily walk out, but he jumped over the wall."